Luke Hartwick
At 26-years-old, Luke still bites his nails and sucks at making eye contact, but he does have a 17 pound cat named Santa Claws. So he has that going for him, which is nice. You can find his old-manish ramblings about life here.

I Found A Picture Of Myself On A Missing Persons Poster
How did I get on a missing persons poster?? I had heard this word “Existential Crisis” thrown around quite a bit…